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Wysteria Poppell ([personal profile] heirring) wrote in [community profile] faderift2020-10-04 04:03 pm

[closed] harvestmere is for lovers

WHO: Val, Wysteria, & A Bunch of Rubes
WHAT: A perfectly uncontroversial fundraiser
WHEN: The first day of Harvestmere
WHERE: The Asgard Estate in Hightown
NOTES: If you received one of Wysteria's invitations at the beginning of September Kingsway and your character would have agreed to show their face, then here's what they signed up for. With thanks to Ceeeee/Eppy/Beka for the NPC profiles; if we run out of comedy NPCs to match up with, ping me at [plurk.com profile] prosodi and I'll cram in a few more.


Per certain written invitations judiciously dispensed in earlier weeks prior, on the very first day of Harvestmere a bizarre conglomerate descends upon the Asgard Estate in Hightown. And while it's true that the state of the household might be somewhat controversial—it being appointed in a very Tevene fashion in accordance with the taste of its proprietor—, for almost a full hour it seems the evening will proceed in the manner that similar benefits must: doomed to be somewhat stilted, punctuated with rather too much polite laughter and the occasional tactless question, but generally inoffensive for all involved. While the members of Riftwatch and the invited would-be benefactors mingle over respectably appointed boards of hors d'oeuvres and various (entirely optional) dances are led under a string quartet's guidance, Wysteria plays at the role of host in an effort to see that everyone is acquainted and in good spirits be it emotionally or in the liquid sense.

However (for there must be a however), the evening takes rather a sharp before dinner.

At some point, the music recedes and everyone is ushered into an adjacent room where a series of chairs are arranged. One might be expecting someone to play whatever charming instrument is near the front of the room, but alas. Instead, Miss Poppell gives a very charming introduction to the evening's main event - a small auction, the lots of which "You should all be well acquainted with by now, but will secure your seating arrangements for dinner," - and surrenders the floor to Monsieur de Foncé so that the bloodbath may begin.

Each attending member of Riftwatch (excepting Val, Wysteria, and Leander who somehow landed being Wysteria's personal guest rather than a victim of their machinations) will be called up in turn and introduced either very faithfully according to a description they provided or one written for them, and auctioned to the highest bidder. Very stealthy members of the company (or indeed a selection of especially mortified guests) may have an opportunity to slither out a side door once the bidding starts, but it may honestly be less embarrassing to just go with it. Surely everyone's had enough to drink by now to ease any potential sting, correct?

Once the bidding ends, everyone will be shown to dinner where everyone is arranged according to the auction's results so that the "lot" is seated to the left of whomever won their bid and forced to either endure or enjoy their company for the duration of the meal. Afterwards, the party—or whatever remains of it, given various escape attempts or whatever surprise pressing business or headaches might have been claimed in an effort to beat a more polite retreat—retires back to the first room for dessert and drinks, a few rounds of cards, and the last exhausted dregs of conversation before at last winding to a close.

Entertaining? Debatable. Gauche? Perhaps more than one might prefer. But no one dies, so it hardly can be called a disaster as far as Riftwatch interacting with the public goes.
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mhavos dalat | ota.

[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-10-05 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
a. BEFORE DINNER.
Mhavos has never actually been invited to a thing such as this on his own merits, and finds the idea fascinating, in an abstract way. He's not really supposed to be here, even if he was invited. The servants keep forgetting to serve him. He doesn't really care. If he needed cosseting, he'd be an entirely different person.

He looks up when a human, older and with the lazy accent of nobility, begins to poke at his shoulder.

"My wine," he says, "I've been waiting ages for it to be refilled. Will you do something about it or not?"

Mhavos wonders what unlucky servant he's been confused with, and considers leaving, but... no, he's no reason to leave. Still, he can't think of what to say in this moment. After years of servitude, his instinct is to serve. Maybe it would just be easier to acquiesce.
B. AFTER AUTION.
It doesn't, actually, happen that fast. It just feels like it. Suddenly, he's being auctioned off. Is Wysteria Poppell a slaver? His mind runs through all the possibilities so quickly, he doesn't really notice when he's shuffled off to his new master.

Who isn't, actually, his new master, just a posh woman, Llewelyn Lohrenz, who wrote a book Mhavos read years ago. It was quite good, if you like that sort of thing, and through conversation he slowly gets over the shock of what's happened. It was ugly, not binding. People find this sort of thing charming, if they've never lived it. This woman's conversation is repetitive, but not full of orders and commands. Once it's clear he has opinions, she wants to hear them.

And then hear them again.

And again.

Mhavos has two directives: escape this, and find whoever orchestrated it. Perhaps he can find an ally, or maybe he can just free himself of this madness. Or just cause someone a modicum of trouble that he's faced tonight. "Yes, as I've said, the book is a supreme effort in rationalism over religious traditionalism. Ah, don't you think so-"

And Mhavos grabs at the nearest person, dragging them into the conversation with blunt force.
c. WILDCARD.
[i like the nightlife, i like to partee]
bouchonne: (delighted!!)

iii

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, to be sure." To her dubious good fortune, Byerly is nearby. And he looks, well - great, honestly. Parties are his scene; he takes to them like a particularly odious goose takes to water, and this one has clearly left him cheerily energized. Although he's sprawled in a chair, with one leg hanging off the right arm altogether and an elbow propped up on left, his eyes are sparkling and his toe is tapping.

"My only regret is that the lovely widow Ó Ruadháin didn't seem quite ready to take me home with her. Next time, I suspect."
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[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-05 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"You better," he says with a grin. "That courtship will likely be paying your salary, at least in part. The amount of money she has - and unlike many dreadfully wealthy people, a willingness to part with it. At least to those with wit enough to impress her."
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Heartbroken?" Then, with mock offense: "Miss Poppell, get your mind out of the gutter this instant. It is an intellectual courtship." Then, shaking his head - "Honestly. I'm a married man. How dare you."
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[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-05 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That earns a laugh.

"You've become so cynical of late," he says cheerfully, taking a sip from his cup.
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[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-06 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
A moment, and then a sigh. He lets his head fall back against the chair behind him.

"Because I induce this disagreeability in you," he says, drolly, "because I am such a disagreeable fellow. Yes; of course; duly noted."
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[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Very well," he replies mildly. "Flee from my company. You have my permission."
bouchonne: (hmmm?)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-10-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmhm," he responds. "And when I returned with it, you would still be here?"
murderbaby: (_121)

[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-10-06 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhavos wasn't expecting a savior, and looks up at Wysteria with obvious gratefulness. "Yes," he says cautiously. Unsure what to do in the face of kindness, he takes a moment to find his footing in the conversation.

"Yes, I hope so. I am working on some projects that would need an archivist's approval, and I don't imagine anyone else will bother. But that's of no import-- how have you been, Serah Poppell?"

Please, refresh his memory. All he recalls is 'rifter' and 'mage'.
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-10-06 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhavos watches him go with a little shrug. He wouldn't have minded an economics lesson, but from that man? No, he's just fine, and thankful to Wysteria for her part in it. She is unique, and for that, he gets a little idea in his head.

"That reminds me- I've been working on several projects, and I wonder if you might be interested in featuring in one."
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-10-06 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhavos knows it as the look a noble gets, when they remember you're useful for something other than calculating their tithes and keeping books in order. He doesn't take it personally. People aren't always genuinely interested in other people; certainly, Mhavos isn't.

"I would, in fact." Compliments are free, and thus easy to give. "When you have time, of course. You recall the guide for new Rifters. I wonder if something more profound could be done-- in terms of impact, of course. To my knowledge, you are one of the most senior Rifters in the organization."
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-10-06 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. A book about your experiences. A chapbook, if you'd prefer it shorter, whatever length you like. If you've a diary, taking it from older entries-- leaving out whatever personal details you like-- may make it easier. Simply, an account of your arrival, some incidents you feel worth recounting, and your current successes, would make an excellent addition to our library, and possibly gain positive press around Kirkwall."

He thinks it's a flattering proposal, if she has the time for it. If she likes it, maybe she'll bother de Cedoux with it; he can't imagine Thranduil would care.

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