No comment, on this first part. Pretending to be shitty makes for a lot of shitty behaviour, after all. Tony would know, being an expert.

So he pivots to the question. "Report back," he muses. "Food was a little cold. The bunk beds were a little lumpy. Honestly, probably every div head's got a person here already, I'm not planning on doing a lot of reportage, but I'll give 'em the broadstrokes so they know I was awake the whole time.

"Probably that we were pretty well behaved," he adds, as if that occurs to him. "Mostly expected levels of rowdiness only."