poleaxed: anger; fight (water doesn't)
joan dority is a problem. ([personal profile] poleaxed) wrote in [community profile] faderift2021-04-06 04:36 pm

CLOSED | the perfect stormrider.

WHO: Erik Stephens, Gabranth, Diana, Benedict, Edgard, Tiffany, Dick & Jone.
WHAT: The Gang Fights A Dragon.
WHEN: Cloudreach.
WHERE: The Thenuviet estate on the Exalted Planes.
NOTES: if something looks wonky or is misspelled, please know I’m typing this on mobile & have mercy.

GETTING THERE isn’t a short journey, and they’re hardly traveling in comfort. Most of the horses are carrying equipment, armor, weaponry, and anything else those volunteered for this expedition thought to include. And there’s camping equiptment. Anyone who said the travel overland involved staying at inns was lying. Inns are notoriously stuffed with murderers, anyway.

Every night, there’s a campfire and food. Sometimes it’s fresh caught, but if it is, Jone certainly didn’t catch it. Just as likely that it’s rations, salt pork and jerky and whatever dried fruits and nuts Riftwatch can spare.

There’s a STOP AT A BATHHOUSE in the town near the Thenuviet estate, however. It’s stupid, they’re just going to dirty themselves up later, but presentation is important to these people.

Surely all of you brought fancy dress and masks, because IT’S TIME TO SCHMOOZE. There’s a small party of Orlesians dressed to their finest, having a cozy little soirée on the edge of a cliff. Literally on the edge. Don’t indulge too much in the fine wines and cheeses, because there’s a dragon waiting, but for now? It’s never a bad idea to look good in front of rich people of influence. At least, not these days.

Eventually, it’s time to move forward, which means PREPARING FOR BATTLE. Climbing down the cliff is easy stuff, if you’re good with rope or have basic upper body strength. But now is probably the time to set up any traps, get in good positions... because it’s not long before the party on the cliff above begins to cheer.

...Because a few dead swine are unceremoniously kicked off the cliff to fall into the ravine now filled with you and yours.

The cheers from the cliff face only increase as loud thrashing, howling sounds start and become increasingly closer. How long have they been feeding the dragon like this?

But then it’s DRAGON KILLING TIME. You probably know how that goes. Stormriders are huge, dark scaled, and shoot thunder instead of fire. This one is angry you’ve interrupted lunch time.

AFTERWARD, it’s time to heal, take a breath, poke around the dragon bits for fancy heirlooms, and climb back up that cliff.
altusimperius: (Default)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-04-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Obviously."

He grins at her, offering out his hand for the brush, indicating he's happy to do the honors if she's willing to sit for him.

"Better yet, the Orlesians will be. And they're as hard to please as any dragon, but with much worse taste."
fairforce: (27)

[personal profile] fairforce 2021-04-15 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Gratefully, she hands over the brush, and finds a stool to sit on. He has a small height advantage on her, but the angle would still be less-than-ideal--and in Tiffany's experience, painting tends to take awhile.

"How aware do you think Orlesians are of their commonly-held reputation? I don't think I've ever met anyone who enjoys them as a group. Except for other Orlesians."
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-04-16 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I think they count on it."

Dabbing the brush into the powder, he holds it over her eyelid for a moment first, gauging the distance.

"Try to relax your eyelids." Assuming she complies, he begins to trace a careful line from one crease of her eyelid to another, taking his time.

"The ones in Riftwatch do, at least."
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[personal profile] fairforce 2021-04-17 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Tiffany obliges, quick to take direction. The light pressure of the brush against her eye is a funny feeling. She thinks of swiping her thumb in her brother's eye, to clean a crust of sleep from it. Close, intimate.

A little smile wrecks the peaceful composure of her face. She tries to keep it from her eyes, at least, avoiding a squint that might ruin his work.

"Reputation does make a good cover. Even a bad one, sometimes. If people think they know who you are, they might underestimate you."
altusimperius: (srsly)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-04-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Exactly." He pauses when she smiles, resuming once her face is relaxed once again.

"It's the same in Tevinter, to a degree. Half the time just saying you're from Minrathous is enough."
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[personal profile] fairforce 2021-04-17 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Having resolved to hold properly still this time, Tiffany doesn't nod--though she wants to--and not because she understands what that is like. Not exactly. She can only ever have an inkling of an understanding at best.

"That must get tiring."
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-04-18 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is what it is."

Working in silence for a moment, Benedict concentrates on the task at hand. It's only when he's finished the first eye that he muses, "is being a Seeker so different?"
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[personal profile] fairforce 2021-04-20 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Tiffany's mouth pulls slightly. She's not one for sardonic smiles. This one is as close as se gets--rueful amusement, resignation to the truth of what he's suggesting.

"Probably not," she admits, with a little laugh. She keeps her eyes closed in case the paint would be disturbed by the movement of opening them. "I try to keep my patience with it. I'm usually successful. I understand why people feel the way that they do about our Order. I only wish they'd wait to hear the explanation of what we're actually about--but I understand when they don't."
altusimperius: (srsly)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-04-20 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"All right then," Bene asks, a bit distractedly, since he's busy dabbing the right amount of powder onto the brush to begin her other eye, "what are you actually about?"