CLOSED | the perfect stormrider.
WHO: Erik Stephens, Gabranth, Diana, Benedict, Edgard, Tiffany, Dick & Jone.
WHAT: The Gang Fights A Dragon.
WHEN: Cloudreach.
WHERE: The Thenuviet estate on the Exalted Planes.
NOTES: if something looks wonky or is misspelled, please know I’m typing this on mobile & have mercy.
WHAT: The Gang Fights A Dragon.
WHEN: Cloudreach.
WHERE: The Thenuviet estate on the Exalted Planes.
NOTES: if something looks wonky or is misspelled, please know I’m typing this on mobile & have mercy.
GETTING THERE isn’t a short journey, and they’re hardly traveling in comfort. Most of the horses are carrying equipment, armor, weaponry, and anything else those volunteered for this expedition thought to include. And there’s camping equiptment. Anyone who said the travel overland involved staying at inns was lying. Inns are notoriously stuffed with murderers, anyway.
Every night, there’s a campfire and food. Sometimes it’s fresh caught, but if it is, Jone certainly didn’t catch it. Just as likely that it’s rations, salt pork and jerky and whatever dried fruits and nuts Riftwatch can spare.
There’s a STOP AT A BATHHOUSE in the town near the Thenuviet estate, however. It’s stupid, they’re just going to dirty themselves up later, but presentation is important to these people.
Surely all of you brought fancy dress and masks, because IT’S TIME TO SCHMOOZE. There’s a small party of Orlesians dressed to their finest, having a cozy little soirée on the edge of a cliff. Literally on the edge. Don’t indulge too much in the fine wines and cheeses, because there’s a dragon waiting, but for now? It’s never a bad idea to look good in front of rich people of influence. At least, not these days.
Eventually, it’s time to move forward, which means PREPARING FOR BATTLE. Climbing down the cliff is easy stuff, if you’re good with rope or have basic upper body strength. But now is probably the time to set up any traps, get in good positions... because it’s not long before the party on the cliff above begins to cheer.
...Because a few dead swine are unceremoniously kicked off the cliff to fall into the ravine now filled with you and yours.
The cheers from the cliff face only increase as loud thrashing, howling sounds start and become increasingly closer. How long have they been feeding the dragon like this?
But then it’s DRAGON KILLING TIME. You probably know how that goes. Stormriders are huge, dark scaled, and shoot thunder instead of fire. This one is angry you’ve interrupted lunch time.
AFTERWARD, it’s time to heal, take a breath, poke around the dragon bits for fancy heirlooms, and climb back up that cliff.
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bbbbbb
He has a flute in his right hand, and nudges the back of her wrist with a leather flask in the left.
“I didn’t know you spoke Orlesian.”
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What was he saying? Oh, right. “Can’t. Not well anyway. Enough to make myself known.” She taps her mask. “Bark orders, mostly.”
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It isn't until Jone goes screaming forward that the spell is broken, and although Benedict looks like he's about to crumble straight to his knees, he instead jerks his staff toward her in a frantic gesture to cast a barrier over her retreating form.
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yeet for distance
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"How helpful of them," she says to Jone as she passes, falling back to a more elevated spot and notching an arrow, "Pity they didn't see fit to poison the meat at least."
A slow death isn't her wish for any creature, but if someone is going to be a problem to begin with, they could at least have the decency to be a little helpful.
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b.
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c
"I'm almost willing to bet that's already happened. I don't get the sense that they'd stop the party just because of an inconvenient death. Even if that death was one of their own."
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The bathhouse seems a reasonable enough offer to Diana, whose opinion might be discounted, considering her stance on bathhouses as a whole (there should be more of them and they should be widely available). She has the casual comfort of someone accustomed to being partially nude frequently and a great deal of hair to reckon with, even if it's spent most of its time braided and pinned out of the way.
She glances up and offers a smile to anyone who happens to walk in, gesturing with one hand while the other keeps place of the braid she's redoing. "Could you hand me that pin? I managed to kick it out of reach somehow."
ii. Party Time
The best thing she can say for the gathering of Orlesian nobility is that it's familiar. The location strikes her as a bit more precarious than most in her world would choose, but still. Familiar. The role she is expected to play fits as sleekly as the draped gown she's donned, even if the titles attached carry no weight in this world. The gown and the accompanied mask themselves are simple, pale blue with sparse gold embroidery of vines and leaves. Nothing that would draw much attention in between the drama of paneer skirts and large feathered hats.
But in another world, Diana is a princess and an ambassador. Head high and back straight, a grace too fluid to be something affected, she is every inch that woman still. And unsurprisingly, there are some things that cross all boundaries of space and time.
"If you cut my feet off right now, I believe I would thank you for it," Diana says, in the quite, serene tone of one who is dealing with very cramped toes.
iii. Scouting Interrupted
One can't always rely on opportunities to scout out the location of a battle before the fight begins. That said, it's usually safe to assume that dead livestock will not suddenly drop out of the sky, landing uncomfortably close to where one is attempting to scout.
"Ah. That might be a problem."
iv. Afterward
Diana sets herself down with a sigh, once the air clears and she finds all of them very alive next to a very dead dragon. She's tired and sore in a way that's different from normal fights. And also covered in dragon's blood, but at least that's expected. She'd almost forgotten the party on the cliffside until dainty handkerchiefs and flowers begin to flutter down to them, along with another rousing cheer.
"How much of a diplomatic set back would it be to kick the lot of them off that cliff," is the philosophical question she sets forth to anyone who happens to be in hearing range.
WILDCARD
IV
“But if you only kick a few of them, the others might cheer.”
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The pin is extended into her periphery, and followed by Benedict, who, by the looks of things, is mostly finished with his own bathing.
"You've got beautiful hair," he adds, with the air of appreciation that can only come from envy, not lust, "do you need any help braiding it?"
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i
He raises his eyebrows at Diana's request, taking a moment to find the pin she's indicating and coming over to pick it up and hand it to her. "How long does alla'dat usually take you?"
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Anyone who anticipated that Benedict would be a big whiny nuisance while trekking overland was... mistaken, actually-- he's not enjoying himself, per se, but he's done this enough times that, at this point, he's just glad to be in the right company for it (and the right clothing).
He keeps quiet most of the time, but alert, his gaze wandering the horizon or the trees. When they camp, he's pensive and polite enough, spending a fair amount of time just staring up at the night sky when he isn't helping set things up.
And in the mornings, he takes charge of the coffee-making.
II. Splish Splash
The lengths to which this individual will go to preserve his appearance, given the tools, are truly astounding: the bathhouse doesn't provide absolutely everything he'd need, but Benedict certainly goes about the process of exfoliating, washing, washing again, rinsing, shaving (more than his face), moisturizing, and preening with all the enthusiasm of someone who has not been able to do this properly for a long while and is certain to make it count.
"Don't rush me," he's quick to snip at anyone trying to hurry him along, "and if you really wanted to pull this off, you'd do the same."
III. Boozing and Schmoozing
Regardless of what some might say, Benedict does have quite a lot of natural charisma; it just reserves itself for occasions like these, when he's primped and pressed and has a glass of wine in his hand. Although he can't wear his wardrobe of choice, which would involve the finest silk brocade Minrathous has to offer, he's doing his best with what he has, and has caught the eye of more than one of the younger partygoers.
Whether he's tittering foppishly over some young baron's joke or patiently enduring conversation with a pretty marquesse, it's going to be quite difficult to pull him away.
[I will tag out for fite threads & aftermath :U]
III- go to bed cinderella
For Gabranth, the fete can only be described as a miserable affair filled with music and the sound of laughter— and the overpowering scent of wine lingering on the wind. Jone may have been insistent on the benefit of granting Benedict free rein in regards to matters of diplomacy, but the hour draws late, and soon enough they’ve an obligation to meet, or all of this will have been for nothing.
And Benedict will not drink himself into a stupor beforehand, nor rest through the deed itself.
“Lord Artemaeus,” His advance is audible amongst silks and soft lace: the heavy clatter of armored footfalls meant for giving chase, rather than delicate exchanges. His visage does not fit, his presence an intrusion. A hound amongst nightingales.
“It is time to depart.”
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II as promised
"I'll do what I do best, you do yours." He huffs annoyed. "But, we can't be here forever."
Edgard looks around in horror at this too clean and astringent place.
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Which she means, genuinely. Now she's second-guessing her efforts, which are certainly more minimal when compared to Benedict's preparations. Exfoliating, check. Bathing, check. A wash in hot water is nothing to be wasted, and Tiffany does like to look pretty--who doesn't? Good breeding gives her a natural advantage there.
Now she leans forward to look at her face in one of the bathhouse mirrors. The haze of steam on its surface gives her a dreamy look.
"What would you suggest?"
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IV. Aftermath
He'd be proud, if he didn't feel like a top-tier piece of excrement; after watching the death-adjacent antics of three people who have gone out of their way to express their care for him, all three of whom he's treated rather shamefully over the course of the journey and even before.
Mind roiling, he separates himself from the victors to take a seat on a nearby rock to catch his breath and wait. In particular, he's waiting for his and Gabranth's most recent exchange to catch up to him, and knows already it's not going to be pretty.
Where's a sword to run a man through when he needs it?
F for dragon
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wildcard, fight me.
She needs to check on some things.
"Oi, lad," she says, voice as gentle as it gets, which effectively means raspy. "How you been sleeping, in the great bloody outdoors?"
has there not been enough violence
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Edgard sits next to him. "You alright?" He says.
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II: PARTY
III: BEFORE THE STORM....LITERALLY
[ooc: format swap however you need to and I'll match no problem, or feel free to set up a wildcard if you've got a different idea! Gabranth will spend the journey 24/7 in armor as an aside, so feel free to run with that if your character thinks it's weird. Because it is.
It really is.]
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Not that it's bloody difficult.
It takes her a moment to understand what's happening. She looks, sees people coming in and out, looks back, studies his helm, imagines his eyeline. Imagines his face.
In her mind's eye, he looks like any other man.
"Alright, alright," she says, as though he's begged her. "I'll scare everybody out of the place. Give us a minute."
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[Tiffany is much better at fitting in to these sorts of functions, even pre-battle cliffside soirées. That doesn't make her keen on this particular function, or keen to rub elbows with Orlesians--but skilled enough that she can fake her way through. She has polished her plate armor, braided her hair, donned a blue cape that she'd normally eschew in case it became a hindrance in a real battle. She fits in well enough.
She nods toward the pair of Orlesians Gabranth has recently rebuffed.]
Orlesians generally respect oaths. It might get you out of--well, whatever they're pressing on you for.
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wildcards you.
And Jone can't sleep.
She's kept herself carefully unaware of how Gabranth has been sleeping, trying to give him privacy at night. Maker knows he doesn't have much, does he? She hadn't thought of it until the bathhouse, and now she can't stop.
(Har, har.)
Now, as the sun sets, she crashes into the underbrush of the forest, and calls Gabranth up on her crystal. "Gab, luv, if you've a moment, thought we could have a chat. Watch the stars, dead romantic."
She can't help but cringe when the message is sent; her taste for crude jokes in Gabranth's direction is fading quickly, and she isn't sure why. It just feels wrong.
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will match format;
→ b. is for bathhouses
→ c. ya schmooze or ya lose
→ d. wildcard me
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He’s casually spiking the punch with an entire bottle of something he found on another table, easy to miss in shades of green and bronze that blend in well against the dust-blasted landscape. His mask has tall ears and a narrow snout, blue eyes sharp behind the vulpine brow. Big cats may not be part of the Olresian fauna, but there are foxes aplenty.
He is also wearing gloves.
“Punch?”
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C is for— well, party, in this case
And, as a matter of fact, there's also the tone he uses when he speaks— which as of right now, is Unhappy.
"They favor your company."
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